Four Floors of Fun.
One Million Balls.
Zero Reasons to Leave.

There's So Much To Do Here

Every attraction is included with admission. Take your time — nobody has ever seen all four floors in one visit.

The Million Ball Pit

Over 1,000,000 play balls, cleaned nightly. The bottom has never been photographed — our insurer prefers it that way.

Please leave the grey ones where you find them.

The Mirror Maze

Six hundred mirrors and one way out. Staff sweep it at closing, though closing has not occurred since 1987.

Average completion time: 11 minutes. Longest: ongoing.

Arcade Alley

Sixty cabinets, every one set to free play, forever. High scores never reset. Some were set before the building had power.

Current champion on every machine: "MUFFET"

The Pizza Parlor

Fresh pies and birthday cake, served all day and all night. Here, it is always someone's birthday.

Tonight it might be yours.

Play "Muffet Says"

She lights her stage lamps in order. Watch, then repeat the pattern back. Every round she adds one more — and she never forgets a single one. Each round you clear earns a token.

Lost & Found

Unclaimed items are held at the front desk. We hold everything. We have never thrown anything away.

Missing something? Ask at the desk and we'll walk you back to where you left it.

Redeem Your Tokens

Win tokens playing Muffet Says, then trade them in — just like at the real counter. You have 0 tokens.

Party Packages For Every Family

All packages include a private room, dedicated party host, pizza, drinks, and front-row seats at Miss Muffet's show.

Book Your Party

Tell us when — we'll take care of everything else. Everything.